Michael Alexander Childrens Author and Poet Michael Alexander
Kids Jokes
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I know what you are having for your bithday Luke Skywalker!
How do you know what I am having for my birthday Vadar?       


Why have elephants got big ears?       
Did you hear about the magic tractor?       
Name 3 fish whose name begins and ends with K.       
My mum's a witch! She said "Let's picnic here." and my dad.....        
What do you call a fish with no eyes?       
What month has 28 days?       
What do sea monsters eat?       
How do trees get on the computer?       
Why do leopards have a hard time hiding?       
Where can you find giant snails?       
Mary had a little lamb, the doctor was surprised
but when Old McDonald had a farm, he couldn't believe his eyes!
What do you call a tramp with short legs?       
Is your refrigerator running? - Yes?       
What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?       
What happens to a witch when she loses her temper whilst flying her broomstick?       
What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?       
What kind of jacket do dragons wear?       
Where do you take sick ponies?       
What do you call an artic cow?       
What game do cows play at parties?       
What do you do with a sick wasp?       
What do you call a camel with three humps?       
Is that perfume I smell?       
What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air?       
Which villains steal soap from the bath?